๐จ WARNING, BUD โ Not for self-defense, punching, or settling debates. Stay safe & stay legal.
#1 IN CANADA FOR LEGAL PLASTIC BRASS KNUCKLES
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Lifeโs too short for boring keychains. Grab a pair (or threeโwe wonโt snitch)-promise
Last Updated: 22nd of June, 2025
Hey there!
Want to add some fun to your life?
Our plastic brass knuckles are 100% legal.
They wonโt break the lawโor your knuckles.
Theyโre tough, like a Saskatchewan winter. โ๏ธ
Theyโre friendly, like a Tim Hortons double-double.
And theyโre as Canadian as cheering for the underdog at a hockey game.
For those who care:
These bad boys are made with Ingeoโข polymers.
- plastic that actually biodegradesโป๏ธ
Disclaimer: Requires industrial composting.
Still reading? Letโs spice this up.
Let me make it interesting.
Grab your plastic card, pick your favorite, and check out.
(And yes, you need one for your buddy too.)
โBut Wait, Are These Actually Legal?โ
Spoiler: YES. Weโre not lawyers, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (and also read the Criminal Code of Canada, Section 44(a).
Stay Safe.
Stay Savage.
Stay Within the Law.
Making Canada slightly cooler, one plastic knuckle at a time. ๐ฅ
Innovation That Last
We're always on the lookout for fresh designs and new releases that are both tough and functional.
Proudly Made in Canada
From coast to coast, our products are proudly made in Canada โ built with purpose, built to last.
Lifetime Warranty
Impact-Tested designs. "If it breaks, we replace it. No fine print, no expiry date".
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๐ Proudly Made in Canada
From coast to coast, our products are proudly made in Canada โ built with purpose, built to last.
๐ ๏ธ Innovation That Last
We're always on the lookout for fresh designs and new releases that are both tough and functional.
๐ Lifetime Warranty
Impact-Tested designs. "If it breaks, we replace it. No fine print, no expiry date".
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