#1 IN CANADA FOR LEGAL PLASTIC BRASS KNUCKLES

Hey there!

Want to add some fun to your life?

Our plastic brass knuckles are 100% legal.

They won’t break the law—or your knuckles.

They’re tough, like a Saskatchewan winter. ❄️

They’re friendly, like a Tim Hortons double-double.

And they’re as Canadian as cheering for the underdog at a hockey game.

For those who care:

These bad boys are made with Ingeo™ polymers.

- plastic that actually biodegrades♻️

Disclaimer: Requires industrial composting.

Still reading? Let’s spice this up.

Let me make it interesting.

Grab your plastic card, pick your favorite, and check out.

(And yes, you need one for your buddy too.)